“Shame On Me . . . I Apologize”

Shame On Me!

G’Day Friend,

Shame on me . . . shame, shame shame!

It’s been 6 months since I’ve blogged about anything to you and quite frankly, I’m ashamed of myself. I was WRONG!

I apologize for my ignorant, selfish behavior towards you and I have a genuine gift for you as an apology, one which I do usually charge a $750 consulting fee for. More about your free gift in a minute.

Allow me to explain . . .

2011 has been a year of re-discovery for myself. I’ve had to dig deeper than oil rig searching for oil because for far too many years, I buried the real me, numbing personal pain in so many ways. I found beer a great comfort when in reality, all beer was doing was numbing the pain and masking my feelings. Fair dinkum, it was so bloody easy to down a truck load of pints each night and then wake up feeling like crap from the hangover . . . than it was to deal with reality.

I had an epiphany at the end of March, a real wake up call about life. I decided it was time to take my life back, reclaim my lost health and also take full responsibility for the pain I was experiencing and for the pain I was causing to those close to me, my loved ones and to finally stop sucking on my pity pipe, get off my ass and do something about it. I’m now pretty fit again, have dropped 28 pounds, eating healthy, stopped drinking and I have my shit together.

The real ToeCracker is no longer lost in self pity, he’s alive and well (I’ms so grateful to a very special person) . . . and back giving 100% for the first time in 6 years.  I am committed to doing whatever it takes in life in terms of my loved ones and in terms of unlimited success and wealth.  This will benefit you in a HUGE way.

MY Passion . . . Means YOU Profit:

Part of my reflection caused me to realize what I am 100% passionate about which is . . . helping entrepreneurs and business owners create unlimited success by teaching them dynamic sales and success strategies which transforms their success without any of the hyped up, magic pill, bullshit!

Upon reflection, I forced myself to look at the major successes I’ve helped create for my many clients over the last 12 years.  The harsh reality, which was more obvious to me than a nosebleed on a white tissue was this . . .

The biggest success stories came about through sales copy makeovers, critiques and mentoring. I realized I can very quickly spot what’s holding a client back from unlimited success . . . when, they themselves, can’t see the woods for the trees.

In the last couple  weeks, I’ve started mentoring again. Something I stopped doing for way too many years and the results my clients are getting so far, is astounding them . . . to say the least.

FREE 20 Minute Mentoring Session – Valued at $750

I want to help you solve your number one problem in business for free.  No gimmicks. No hard sell. A genuine offer to help you and from experience, this will only take 20 minutes.

My offer to help solve one of your problems is real. I help business owners like you achieve amazing success through simple methods which I’ve tested, are time proven to work and are 100% risk FREE.

I‘ve been doing this for many business owners. The results? They’ve been explosive. Business owners doubling their sales, breaking through sales barriers in record time, doubling, tripling the response to their advertising without increasing the costs of their ads . . . and the list goes on.

1. A client increased sales $2.159 Million a year after one, 20 minute consultation which me.
2. Another client increased sales 382% in 1 week after I created a new headline for them. Sales went from $20,000 to $76,400 in one week.
3. Just one marketing suggestion for another client added an extra $100,000 NET profit in one month.

Now It’s YOUR Turn . . .

Simply complete click ‘contact me’ or hit the contact me link at the top of my blog. Complete the form and in the comments/Question section, write down a small or large problem which is giving you a headache. Be sure to include your best telephone number (plus country code) and your location, then hit the submit to Trevor button. From there, I will contact you via email to arrange a time to talk. I’ll listen to your description of the problem, ask you some relevant questions and in 20 minutes or less, I’ll suggest a complete solution . . . so  your problem can go away.

And it won’t cost you one cent. There are no strings attached. You do not need to purchase anything.

Why would I make such an offer?

Well, very simply, I have found over the years, prospective clients usually decide very quickly after an initial conversation with me, whether or not to pursue the relationship. So this is an efficient way of getting to know you personally.

HURRY! I can only allocated 17 people and your free 20 mentoring session will be scheduled in order of when I receive them. If you are number 18, I’m sorry, you will not qualify and will miss out.

“Dedicated to kicking your ass until you succeed!”


Trevor ‘ToeCracker‘ Crook

PS. You may think this offer strange, however it’s genuine. I’m committed to helping business owners achieve greater success & if I can help YOU solve a big problem in your business . . . for FREE, wouldn’t it be worth 20 minutes of your time to discover how you can create unlimited success? Simply complete the ‘contact me’ form.


It Wasn’t The Dog

When I was a small child, our family dog Mitzi, got blamed for everything, especially by my Dad for farting.
I remember being 8 years old, siting in the back seat of the family car, while we were driving 1200 miles to see my Grandpa. 

I was very excited, as this was going to be the first time I’d met him. We had been driving a few hours, when my Mom suddenly yelled at my father and said: “Jim, that’s bloody disgusting!”

Dad’s reply was quick. 

What, It wasn’t me, it was the dog. By the time he said that, the vile smell had wafted to the back seat of the car and all 3 of us kids were wanting fresh . . . FAST!

We couldn’t wind down the windows fast enough. After we’d finished choking, I said to my Dad: But the dog isn’t with us!

I was confused, after all, I was only 8 years old. After the dog got blamed several more times on that trip, I got it. My Dad was simply blaming the dog for him ‘letting one rip’ with enough power to peel paint off the walls. 

In 1975, we moved from Australia to Malaysia for 2 and a half years and event though we didn’t take the dog  . . . she still got blamed for many things.

You may be wondering, what the heck this has to do with marketing and business. It has everything as you’ll soon. It has Continue reading

The Best Christmas Present YOU Can Ever Give

With all of the sales hype which comes with Christmas every year . . . where shops have sale upon sale and people over spend, buying gifts which in many cases, is not much more than buying love, it’s all too easy to not even think about what the best Christmas present you could ever give is . . . and one which is FREE!

Now don’t get me wrong, giving and receiving great gifts at Christmas in a wonderful feeling . . . however I can 100% guarantee you, your best ever present for your loved ones is locked away inside of your heart, just bursting to get out. All you need is a notepad and a pen. This gift, is more precious than the shiniest diamond, a new car, an iphone, ipad, clothing, shoes, games and anything else you think is the best gift.

Your loved ones may have even given you  a list of what they want for Christmas. I know though, if you take the time to do what I’m about to reveal to you, your relationship with your loved ones will be stronger than ever before and perhaps heal old wounds which run very deep.

Even the men reading this, the toughest guys, take note of what I am saying and get in touch with your emotions for once in your life.

Just recently, a good friend was in such a bad way in his marriage, he wanted a divorce and had said this to his wife. I invited him to Continue reading

Insulted by Matt Furey?

ToeCracker Melts Fat

2 days ago, I was personally attacked by Matt Furey. Not physically . . .  in writing all over the internet. Below is what he said, word for word.

Read it and you decide.

“Everyone knows someone who is so incorrigibly pathetic in matters of health and fitness that you may as well save your breath. To encourage would only leave you Discouraged. Such is what I once thought of Trevor Crook – the self-exclaimed “Don Juan from Down Under.”

If I were to give him a title it would be “The Biggest Lusher. ”

Yes, you read that correctly.

He’s a lusher.

And it doesn’t end there because when he’s not drinking he’s eating – or mating.

Yet, perhaps I have extraordinary powers of persuasion as this lusher from down under, Mr. Crook, got off his ass and began following my advice that goes into the new product I’m launching tomorrow.

And guess what happened to Mr. Crook? He dropped inches and pounds – without adjusting his deleterious and detrimental habits one bit. He simply added one positive to his life and the rest is being put into balance.

Imagine that. I must say I’m damn proud of Mr. Crook. If this guy can add one life-changing positive to his life, what about you? So tune in and get ready to seize the day – and the program being offered:

The Fastest Way Humanly Possible to Burn Fat. Even if you’re a “lusher.”
Matt Furey
What do you think? I’m sure you know, I love my beer, food and lady friends – not necessarily in that order. A few months ago, I was going through some photos from my 45th birthday earlier this year and all I hated what I saw!

I looked like most  Americans. I was fat – no question about it.

I guess when you drink  50 pints of beer a weeks on quiet week and much more when I’m thirsty  . . . eat badly and the only weight training I use to do was bending the elbow to slam another pint down my throat . . . it stands to reason why I was in serious danger of needing to stand in front of the mirror to see my meat ‘n’ potatoes.

I decided it was time to get my fat ass back into shape which is something I’ve tried in the past and failed at because I just couldn’t give up the booze long enough to get any real results.

My mate, Matt Furey asked me: “What if you could still drink like a fish, eat like a pig yet burn fat at an alarming rate and put muscle on . . . would I do it?”

Hell yes was my reply.

I followed his advise and I’m melting fat like a hot knife goes through frozen butter, getting leaner and leaner plus putting muscle on.

I can now wear a shirt I haven’t been able to wear for 4 years, all of my jeans are loose, I’ve had to add an extra 2 notches in my belt and I’m so bloody horny. . . if the wind blows, mini me reacts.

To get the full story . . . click below.


PS. When you want to burn fat the fastest way humanly possible, click below.

“So Close . . . No Cigar”

"Celebrating Success" Are you so close, yet you have no cigar to celebrate . . . when it comes to huge success in your business?

You could be so close to major success in your business, yet so far away, without evening realizing it. I don’t know if this pisses you off or not – it should though.

You see, over the last 10 years, I have helped so many entrepreneurs, people just like you to at least double or triple their sales without increasing their marketing costs. And this is where I want to help you. Before I do, I want to tell you a quick story.

Last year, I was sitting in a client’s office, reviewing their advertising material and what I saw was more obvious than a festering pimple in the middle of your forehead . . . which was so big, it looked like Mt. Everest was sticking out.

There were 2 major mistakes, Continue reading

Get Fit to Get Laid – Oh So Easy!

How To Look Great Naked

You may have seen the movie – ‘The Hangover’ which to me was very funny. 2 months after watching the movie, I had my own real life hangover experience in Vegas, just like in the movie.

It happened on my birthday. I had been out partying with friends who picked me up in a stretch limo, we went to dinner and then back to the Wynn where the drinks went down quicker than a hooker on the strip.

I remember getting back to my hotel room around 3am and passing out. A couple of hours later, I woke up, needing to pee.

I got out of bed in a drunken stupor and opened what I thought was the bathroom door when and all of a sudden . . . I heard the door click behind me.

Suddendly, I am standing stark naked outside of my hotel room in the hallway.

Fair dinkum, it’s bloody amazing how quickly you can sober up. Now, I needed to drain the lizard badly . . . however my first thought was . . . how the fuck do I get back in.

While pondering outside my door, 2 lots of people walked past and wanted to know WTF I was standing outside naked for . . . so I told them which gave them a huge laugh.

I decided, the only thing I could do was to go to the front desk and hoped I wouldn’t get arrested for being naked in a public place.

I started the long walk towards the elevators, not bothering to cover up my meat and potatoes. As I pressed the down button, I noticed a wall phone on the other side about 2 feet off the ground.

I squatted down, called reception and explained my situation. The lady said to go back and wait by my door for security to arrive – which I did.

I was standing outside my door, with my arms folded when a hot blond and her friend walked by.

What happened next left me speechless . . . Continue reading

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