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How To Look Great Naked

You may have seen the movie – ‘The Hangover’ which to me was very funny. 2 months after watching the movie, I had my own real life hangover experience in Vegas, just like in the movie.

It happened on my birthday. I had been out partying with friends who picked me up in a stretch limo, we went to dinner and then back to the Wynn where the drinks went down quicker than a hooker on the strip.

I remember getting back to my hotel room around 3am and passing out. A couple of hours later, I woke up, needing to pee.

I got out of bed in a drunken stupor and opened what I thought was the bathroom door when and all of a sudden . . . I heard the door click behind me.

Suddendly, I am standing stark naked outside of my hotel room in the hallway.

Fair dinkum, it’s bloody amazing how quickly you can sober up. Now, I needed to drain the lizard badly . . . however my first thought was . . . how the fuck do I get back in.

While pondering outside my door, 2 lots of people walked past and wanted to know WTF I was standing outside naked for . . . so I told them which gave them a huge laugh.

I decided, the only thing I could do was to go to the front desk and hoped I wouldn’t get arrested for being naked in a public place.

I started the long walk towards the elevators, not bothering to cover up my meat and potatoes. As I pressed the down button, I noticed a wall phone on the other side about 2 feet off the ground.

I squatted down, called reception and explained my situation. The lady said to go back and wait by my door for security to arrive – which I did.

I was standing outside my door, with my arms folded when a hot blond and her friend walked by.

What happened next left me speechless . . . Continue reading

The Richest Person in The World Lives in Happy Valley

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The richest person in all the world lives in Happy Valley.

This person is rich in values which endure, in things he cannot lose – things which provide them with contentment, sound health, please of mind and harmony within their soul.

The Happy Valley Person’s Success Creed:

Here is the inventory of the richest person’s riches and how they were acquired: Continue reading

Almost Suicide – 2008 a Year of Reflection

ImageChef.com - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more Almost Suicide in 2008 to My Own Nirvana. Early in 2008, my own demons almost claimed my life.

What I am about to share with you, is so personal, I argued with myself for days on whether I would reveal such private parts of my life.

Some of you will think I was weak, a coward even and back then yes, you would be justified . . . however I believe in sharing some very private aspects about my life in 2008 which does include my very planned suicide in early 2008 – when my own demons almost won.

If I can help just one person, who knows it could be you or a loved one, then it’s all worth it. Continue reading

Long Before Women Burned Their Bras: 19 Women’s Wisdom Quotes

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Women throughout history have played their part in shaping the world as you know it today.

Long before women started protesting and burning their bras – they proved women’s wisdom regarding success works for both women and men.

Below are 19 powerful quotes which truly do give you something to think about.

Women’s Wisdom Quote 1:

“The possible’s slow fuse is lit by the imagination.”
- Emily Dickenson (1830 -1886) – American Poet Continue reading

Tip’d – THE Number 1 Community Site for Financial News, Ideas and Tips

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Just a quick plug for what I consider will be the number one website community for financial news, ideas and tips.

Have you discover and joined Tip’d yet?

If not, please do and pay this forward to at least 3 people.

http://tipd.com/Economy/tiprsquod–the-number-1-community-site-for-financial-news-ideas-and-tips/

The world is in an economic crisis and this site will be full of brilliant content to help you and your friends.

They want to hit 550 members today and I say ‘SCREW THAT’ - lets go for 1,000. Continue reading

Watch Your Bark . . . Increase Your Sales

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Watch Your Bark!

This is the last of the 5 Wheelerpoints, and upon its proper execution hinges the test of how much your sales words will succeed or fail – for your VOICE is the ‘carrier’ of your message!

The finest ‘sizzle’ you can telegraph in ten words in ten seconds, with a huge bouquet of ‘flowers’ and lots of ‘Which’, ‘When’, ‘Where’, and ‘How’, FLOPS if the your voice FLAT.

It is not necessary or advisable to be an actor and elocute – however a PROPER TONE of VOICE carries the message swifter and TRUER to the other person with least ‘static’.

‘His Master’s Voice’

Consider how much the little dog can express with just one word and one tail to wag! What he can do with the tone of his “woof” and the wag of his tail in conveying his many messages is well worth emulating!

Watch the ‘bark’ which can creep into your voice! Watch the ‘wag’ behind your words! Continue reading

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