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“So Close . . . No Cigar”

"Celebrating Success" Are you so close, yet you have no cigar to celebrate . . . when it comes to huge success in your business?

You could be so close to major success in your business, yet so far away, without evening realizing it. I don’t know if this pisses you off or not – it should though.

You see, over the last 10 years, I have helped so many entrepreneurs, people just like you to at least double or triple their sales without increasing their marketing costs. And this is where I want to help you. Before I do, I want to tell you a quick story.

Last year, I was sitting in a client’s office, reviewing their advertising material and what I saw was more obvious than a festering pimple in the middle of your forehead . . . which was so big, it looked like Mt. Everest was sticking out.

There were 2 major mistakes, Continue reading

Celebrity Endorsement Gone Wrong! - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

I was sitting watching television last night & one particular story grabbed my attention.

It was a story about a former high profile T.V. show host who, to be honest is now probably considered to be past his used by date.

You might even consider him a ‘has been’ these days.

Now . . . what was so interesting about this story was the that this guy had been paid a motza of money to tell the ‘world’ that . . . he could no longer get it up!

That’s right . . . No more erections! No more boners!

His ‘old fella’ was more asleep than a coma victim. Continue reading

Set Yourself on Fire For Success – 16 Powerful Quotes - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

You have choices how you get your inspiration. For many of you, quotes work and here’s 16 more success quotes. As former Canadian Hockey Player rifle puts it -  “Success is not the result of spontaneous combustion. You must set yourself on fire.”

So, go ahead, set yourself on fire with these 16 Success quotes. Continue reading

ToeCracker Punched By Matt Furey

This morning after I had breakfast with Matt Furey, the Zen Master of the Internet, something happened and he punched my several times. Watch and listen to this video to discover why.

Dedicated to kicking your ass until you succeed!


Trevor ‘ToeCracker’ Crook
PS. The Furey barrage of punches from simply made me smile

How to Get a FREE 1 Hour Mentoring Session With Me – $1,000 Value - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Yes, I’m tired, cranky but I had to tell you this now.

I am tired due to lack of sleep, as I have slept 5 hours in 2 days so I am more like a grizzly bear with a hangover and I am getting crankier by the minute yet I feel compelled to write this now.

I am removing all liability from what I say here due to sleep deprivation.

Read on at your own risk.

It’ll be worth it.

I was talking to a new client recently about a few aspects when he casually mentioned he was paying $500 per month for yet another ‘magic’ pill which some bloody guru wanker had paid a kick butt copywriter to create a sizzling sales letter which was more slick than paddock full of B.S. Continue reading

11 Quotes From Past Presidents Which Shaped America - Custom comment codes for MySpace, Hi5, Friendster and more

Over history, many of America’s former Presidents and even their wives, have made famous quotes . . . ones which have helped shape America to what it is today.

The question remains:

“Will Barack Obama or John McCain say something so powerful, they will be remembered for it in 50- 100 years time and help change history?” Continue reading

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