My 2 Left Feet and The Kamikaze Taxi Driver

Marketing Lesson 2 which follows on from the entry: “Bikini Models, 2 Left Feet and My Banana Hammock.

When the bikini show was over, Carla and I decided to meet at a bar a minutes walk from each others apartments. She had to duck home first, so I finished my beer then left the club and waited for a taxi.

I got in the taxi and gave the driver my address. He proceeded to the next corner, turns right and driving like a typical kamikaze taxi driver, plants the foot on the gas pedal.

I was looking out of my window, when he turned to me said - “where’s the light, I can’t see a green light?”

Now, I had a few beers in my belly when I realized the wanker was driving up a one way street at 40 miles an hour and we were seconds from having a major head on collision with an oncoming car. Read more

Bikini Models, 2 Left Feet and My Banana Hammock

Here’s a part one of two true stories from last night.

Each one has a different marketing lesson for you to benefit from.

LESSON ONE:

On Monday night I went out with my friend, an exotic, lovely lady with Columbian heritage, who I will call Carla. She is a smart businesswoman and also owns her own range of Brazilian cut bikinis.

Over dinner she invited me to attend a bikini fashion show which was on Thursday night as her bikini range was part of the show. Of course I said yes. After all, what red blooded male wouldn’t want to see 7 hot models strut their stuff in about 100 bikinis.

Even though it was suggested to attend in beach wear, I figured the hot babes in the club a well as the models would go into a sexual frenzy at the sight of the ToeCracker wearing his very own ‘brazilian cut’ banana hammock. Read more

Knowledge - What Fools Take for Granted

One fact which will determine your level of business success is irrefutable.

The knowledge you possess will determine whether you and your websites and or your offline business . . . will fail or succeed.

Notice I said fail before succeed.

The reason is because most of you are failing without even realizing it.

Seriously, most people I talk with, when it comes to their own business or website/s are in denial and ‘D Nile’ ain’t just a river in Egypt. Read more

“3 Year Old Marketing Genius Discovered . . .”

Many years ago, when my youngest son was three years old, I used to think he’d ‘been here’ before in another life, because he was 3 going on 30! In fact his negotiation skills would will rival the one and only Donald Trump!

You may be wondering what a 3 year old has to do with marketing - a fair question.

What I can tell you is this . . . if you acted more like a 3 year old when it comes to applying marketing & negotiation skills in your own business . . . you’d have a more profitable business with exceptional cash flow to boot!

Why? Read more