Monthly Archives: February 2006

“Even The Pope Would Approve The Pill”

If only the Pope knew the amazing results this pill was getting . . . he would approve it in a flash. Not just the pope either. The gorgous Eva Green, Aussie beauty, Sophie Monk, tennis teen queen - Maria Sharapova, luscious Lisa Rinna . . . even 2006 winter Olympic  figureskater, Tanith Belbin and snowboardcross queen, Lindsey Jacobellis, would all be poppin’ this pill like crazy.

This pill could just be the best invention since Henry Fords motor car. In fact, If Henry was alive today, I bet he would give the pill his seal of approval. The Pill could revolutionize America . . . then the world.

No, I am not talking about a birth control pill. It’s a gas pill. Not for flatulence either.

It’s a gas pill that increases fuel economy - increases performance, reduces fuel emmissions (Who else wants to breathe fresh air?) and slashes people’s fuel bills like crazy.   

Imagine going to the gas station, popping a pill into your gas tank and getting anywhere from 25% to 35% more miles per gallon?

What sane person wouldn’t want to do that?

The insane people, like those vultures from the oil companies, would not want you to discover the insider secrets that many people in American are now discovering. In fact, they are probably getting indigestion at lunch, insomnia at night and diahorrea in the morning - at the thought of the world getting their hands on the pill – your mechanic in a bottle! 

Those boys from Daytonna 500, every trucking company, every corporation with a fleet of motor vehicles, every airline, boat owner . . . in fact everyone who uses any kind of fuel or diesel – can reap the rewards of this amazing green pill. Heck, you can even pop one in your generator, snowmobile or wave runner. If you can name it – you can pop in a pill.

So how do you get a trial of one of these pills?The only way is througt network marketing.

Now, before you bury your head so far up your own butt about network marketing and click off this site, remember this. If you own a vehicle or you know anyone else who does, then they can use the pill, slash their fuel bills and increase their miles per gallon.

This pill is so hot, there are people making serious money. I witnessed first hand in Dallas last weekend, people getting checks for $3,000, $8,000 even $40,000 for one week’s income from putting this pill into people’s hands. Not bad for a company that’s about 10 weeks old!

Now, the company doesn’t make any income claims as they don’t know you, your work ethic and legally they can’t make claims anyway. What they can do, is tell you people’s real results. Proof of what can be done. 

If you want to get the pill just by itself, you can. No problems.

If you want to get the pill and know how to wake up the network marketing genius inside you, that can be achieved too.

Go on over to: http://www.ImNosey.com/ep and start slashing your fuel bills today.

Warmly
Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook
PS.
Who else wants to pop a pill and make some serious cash without scaring off your friends, relatives and associates - which is the normal reaction from ignorant people when you mention anything to do with network marketing? http://www.ImNosey.com/ep

“Walk The Line To Business Success”

Last week I jumped on a plane, bound for London - which from Australia, is a mongrel of a flight. As soon as the inflight entertainment came on, I moved my seat into the bed position, grabbed another chardonnay and started the movie based on Johnny Cash . . . “Walk The Line”.

Not too long into the movie, the strugging Johnny Cash got a chance to get a record contract. The producer, sitting in his seat looked more stiff than a corpse in the morgue. He wasn’t impressed one bit, even though Cash thought his song was a winner. After all, he was singing a gospel song. The producer cut Johhny Cash short and told him he didn’t like the song.

Cash wasn’t too happy and asked him why. The reply was simple. Cash was told that song was the same as everyone other song on the radio at that time. The record producer, mimmicking Cash, basically said the song was boring, it would not sell ANY records and as he was in the business of selling records, the recording session was over, telling Cash, he didn’t believe him either – when he sang. Johhny Cash felt he was being told he didn’t believe in god and he pushed for an explanation.

He was challenged by the producer, that if he (Cash) was to be hit by a truck that afternoon and die, what song would he like to be remembered for, as his loved ones poured dirt onto his coffin? He was then asked – “Would he sing that same gospel song or would he sing something else?” 

Johnny Cash said that he had written a couple of songs when he was in the airforce. His band didn’t know the song that cash began to sing. It didn’t matter.

As soon as Johnny Cash started to sing . . . he changed. The passion came out in his voice, it had soul, belief and it was compelling. As he and the band got into it, the record producer began to smile.

Why?

Because, he knew he had a song that would sell a stadium full of records. That my entreprenuerial friend, was the start of Cash and his amazing music career. The song -  ‘Folson Prison’.

If you are sitting there, scratching your head or any other part of your anatomy, as you read this – wondering what this story has to do with advertising, copywriting and marketing of your business . . . it’s very simple.

99.2% of the advertising and marketing I read or hear . . . is about as stimulating as that gospel song cash was singing. NO . . . I have nothing against gospel, far from it. The point is this – that song, at that time, was the same type of song that eveyone else was singing which means Cash’s song would have fallen on deaf ears and NO ONE would have heard it, let alone Johhny Cash make any money from record sales.

Those 99.2% of business people, if they were to be hit by a truck today, would not be remembered for anything exceptional when it comes to marketing of their business. Far from it. What about You?

Ask yourself this harsh question.

“If your life was 100% dependant on the success of your next marketing campaign and if YOU failed, your life would be terminated immediately . . . without you even having time to say goodbye to your friends and loved ones . . . would you still send out that same piece of useless, boring, non-compelling marketing crap? 

I know my answer. What’s yours?

If you want to truly be remembered for greatness and possibly double, triple or quadruple your sales – FAST . . . get on over to: http://www.TrevorCrookLive.com or http://www.TrevorCrook.com and live a long, healthy, wealthy and prosperous life.

Kick butt – create your own sizzling sales copy.

Warmly
Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook 
PS. Watch the movie. I’ve watched that section of the movie 6 times now. It’s that powerful. http://www.TrevorCrookLive.com

“Ask A Stupid Question – Get A Stupid Answer”

A few weeks ago, one of my mates, Dave was pulled
over by the police for a random breath test.

The copper asked Dave – “Have you been drinking
tonight sir” to which he replied, “Yep – plenty.”

The copper then proceeded to ask how many. My mate
replied – “8 officer”. The copper thinking he had
caught Dave drinking 8 beers, started to flex his
authority and asked him to blow into the bag.

Dave did this and to the coppers amazement – he
registered a zero alcohol reading.

The copper, scratching his head, then repeated
his question about how much Dave had drunk that
night.

Dave said 8 . . . . . paused a while and said ’cokes’.

Fair dinkum, the copper was more pissed off
with that answer than a bikie gang who just watched
their entire stash go up in smoke.

With steam pouring out of his ears, he said to
Dave – “are you being a smart ass.”

Dave replied – ‘No – you asked me a question and
I gave you an answer, which is the truth.
If you had asked me if I had been drinking alcohol
my answer would have been NO”.

Having no comback to that, the copper then asked
for Daves drivers licence. Just to throw salt into
an already opened wound, Dave had forgotten it, so
he rattles off the number – 24798FU.

The copper, thinking Dave was telling him ‘where to
go’, told him in not uncertain terms, that he would
get arrested if he kept it up. Dave told him that
his licence did end in ‘FU’. After checking, the
copper let Dave go.

When Dave told me, I cracked up with laughter and
I also saw a copywriting angle – a bad one to be
exact. An angle I see daily and one that I want
you to avoid like the plague.

Where the copper stuffed up was simple. He didn’t
use specifics. He asked a stupid question and got
the answer he deserved.

This type of questioning is how most business owners
and entrepreneurs create their own sales copy.

They choose to ignore the golden rule and answer
their prospects most compelling question – W.I.I.F.M.
(What’s In it For Me). If you don’t tune into your
prospects favorite radio station, you will end up with
lame, whimpy copy that sucks harder than a leech on
your leg.

Your sales message must solve their number one problem
which means you have to get inside their head and
discover what it is they actually want from you – then
create sizzling sale copy which gets you the sale.

No exceptions. No limp wristed excuses.

This morning, I held the first of my 10 x 1 hour
copywriting blueprint teleseminars and that first session
was dedicated to crafting the offer which is critical
to getting leads and sales.

It wasn’t just telling. They were given real examples
as well as the thinking process behind them.

The smart people who invested $97 for 10 hours are
laughing all the way to their bank. They’ll be even
more excited when they open their mail and receive the
entire recording on CD.

If you are kicking your own butt so hard that you need
a ring cushion to sit down due to procrastination
- relax. YOU can still join them.

http://www.TrevorCrookLive.com/teleseminar.htm

There’s 9 sessions to go and the next one will cover
creating sizzling headlines. I have more tricks up my
sleeve than a magician’s convention when it comes to
headlines – so ignore my offer at your own risk.

To be brutally honest. If any person is in business
and won’t ‘risk’ $97 on such a crucial area of their
online or offline busines – they may as well make a
career change and become a copper, retreat to their
safety zone, earn a regular salary and kiss their
entrepreneurial dreams goodbye.

As an added free gift, if you register in the next
24 hours, I will send you an invitation for you to
invite a guest to listen to the calls for fr.ee.

(No, they won’t get the CD’s unless they want to
pay for them.)

If you want to wake up the copywriting genius
inside you go on over to:

http://www.TrevorCrookLive.com/teleseminar.htm

I will only allow 19 more people at $97. After that
the price goes back to $297 which is what the CDs
will sell for when I am finished.

Kick butt – create your own sizzling sales copy.

Warmly

Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook
PS. I received an email while writing this from
a judgement day customer who said he had increased
sales $41,520 per week (that’s over $2.1 million
in the next year)
and that my testimonial was
coming. It’s taken him less than 30 days too.
Now, I have to take his word for it and so do you.
If you want to get serious results for peanuts,
go on over to:

http://www.TrevorCrookLive.com/teleseminar.htm

“Discover How A Homeless 21 Year Old Flat Broke Loser Earnt $3,244,842.32 In Just 27 Months . . . On The Internet”

Just how does a young 21 year flat broke loser go from being homless, living out his red honda civic to cracking the secrets to success, health and wealth? He’s been so darn successful that he was just featured on fox news!

When so many people, bumble, stumble and graze their knees after hitting the wrong road in life . . . why is it that a rare few can get literally smacked back into the right path and create their fortune?

I know the answer . . . I am not going to tell you though as it’s not up to me to steal his thunder!

A few weeks ago I had the pleasure of talking to Matt Morris after being introduced to him. I looked at what he was about and after pulling his business model apart – I liked what I saw.

He’s all about helpying you or anyone else for that matter, succeed regardless of race, age, gender and creed – in a business world full of sharks, parasites, snake oil selling scumbags and negative naysayers – who are completely clueless. You can grab a FREE 14 day trial which will give you access to FREE Bonus Gifts worth $1749. He does ask for a $2 donation which goes to the ‘Feed The Children’ foundation. A very worthy cause.

I’ve looked at the bonuses too. They are NOT Your typical useless crap. These are true bonuses you can use to help yourself. He has assembled some of the biggest names in the speaking, business, internet and training world including;

Zig Ziglar, Brian Tracy, Jay Abraham, Jim Rohn, Dr. Denis Waitley, Jo Sugarman, Les Brown, Robert Allen, Jerry Clark, Doug Firebaugh, Stepehn Pierce, Dr. John F Demartini and 3 time olympian Ruben Gonzalez and that bloke from down under, Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook (hey I know that name for some reason) has been asked to join them too.

Do yourself a favor and take a look. It will be the best $2 donation you could ever make. Click here to discover what Matt is all about. http://imnosey.com/fw

Kick butt – create sizzling sales copy.

Warmly
Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook
PS.
I have never sent you on a wild goose chase and I am not about to start. Get on over and listen to Matt now http://imnosey.com/fw 

“Quote And Grow Rich – More Inspirational Quotes From The Masters Of Success”

Here are some more brilliant quotes that will be in the “Quote And Grow Rich” Book.

“Now is the Operative word. Everything you put in your way is just a method of putting off the hour when you could actually be doing your dream. You don’t need endless time and perfect conditions. Do it now. Do it today. Do it for twenty minutes and watch your heart start beating. “ - Barbara Sher

“The difference bewteen a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, but rather in a lack of will.”  
- Vince Lombardi

“Oxygen creates movement before movement creats oxygen.” - Christopher Guerriero

“We become what we think about all the time.” - Earl Nightingale

“This is an orderley universe; nothing happens by accident. The images which you plant in your marvelous mind instantly sets up an attractive force which governs your results in life . . . It’s up to you to get into harmony with what you want out of life rather than what you don’t want.” - Bob Proctor

“I will give so much time to the improvement of myself, that I will have not time to criticize others.”
- Chuck Norris

“Hope sees the invisible, feels the intangible and achieves the impossible.” – Anonymous

If you like what you are reading, help your friends, loved ones and business asscoiates by telling them about Quote And Grow Rich. You can send them this blog or to: http://www.QuoteAndGrowRich.com

You are what you think . . .

Warmly

Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook
PS.
Keep checking back daily for new posts that can help you succeed in life.

“A Crook, A Tubby Nerd Visit London – Not to See The Queen”

Crikey it’s a long flight to London from down under.

In just over 2  weeks I am off to London – not to visit the Queen. Although if she wants to invite me over to Buckingham palace to have cucumber sangars with her and the corgis, I would make the time as she would be an interesting lady to listen too.

I am going to speak at a pure content seminar on info. products which blew me away when I read what the other speakers will speak about – then deliver on.

My pommy mate, Peter Woodhead and his American partner, Fred Gleeck are doing their annual event.

YOU won’t hear too much about it. YOU won’t hear the normal hype and garbage that goes on with the traditional snake-oil selling scumbags because there is no need.

What’s different here, is these 2 guys put on a fantastic few days at a price that is just too low and to be honest, it makes it affordable to go to, regardless of which country you live in.

I am not the only aussie going to London. My mate from down under – The tubby nerd – Ed Dale will be speaking too. Having shared the platform with Ed before and listened to him speak several times – this guy can wake up the dead when it comes to kick-butt passive income strategies that actually work.

Fancy that. A speaker giving you a complete system that does what it says it will. I know, you are thinking that doesn’t happen too often. Almost as rare as Bill Clinton being faithful I would say.

The point is, I will not speak at anyones event who doesn’t have the ethics to deliver some real chunks of meat in the sandwich and then throw in the pickles, side salad and a drink to boot.

PLUS – it’s a mongrel of a flight from Australia to London and I’ll be stuffed if I am going sit in a planefor 24 odd hours for the sake of it.

Sure I might make a few bucks along the way – that’s not why I am going. I am going because I like to help people which includes YOU.

If you are interested in knowing about one of the best kept secrets of 2006 – go on over to:

http://imnosey.com/fj

If you are not sure, take a look at what Peter Woodhead said about the seminar:

“I reckon 2006 promises to be the best year yet.  And there could be no better start than registering for the Info Products Seminar coming up in February. I know this is held in London but we have people flying in from the States, Australia, Holland, France and other parts of the world.

Myself and Fred Gleeck host this seminar every year. This is our third and WILL be the best so far.  We pride ourselves in providing nothing but content. If you want to learn, in detail, how to create your own information products, then this is the place you need to be on February 17/18/19.

There’s been a lot of hype over Google Adsense in 2005 and some people say it’s dead.  It is for junk sites. 

But we’ve assembled a posse of infopreneurs who can show you exactly how to succeed with Information products in general and Adsense in particular during 2006. We have the man who wrote the Definitive Guide to Google Adsense – William Charlwood.  He’ll explain in plain language just what Adsense is all about. And the many ways you will be able to monetize it.

Then we have Gary Vurnum who has made a fortune putting Adsense to work by creating content sites. Richard Beaty, will show you how to structure Portal sites.  And how when times get tough, his income from these sites goes UP.  Especially his Adsense income. 

Neil Stafford will tell you why you need to have your own Member site in 2006.  And detail just how simple it can be for you too. You’ve no doubt heard about testing and tracking, and why you should do it.  Charlie Lafave is going to show you how to do it and what simple, easy tools you will need.

Stephen Pierce will explain other ways you can get income from your sites.  By using Adsense, blogging, RSS.  To name only three. Nobody knows it better than Stephen!

Stephen Fasenfeld will prove to you just how easy it is to get top search engine rankings by linking.  Not many people know this like Stephen does.  He explains it all so plainly.

Ed Dale will reveal his new project and offer a challenge to everyone in attendance.  Just missing Ed’s presentation would be crazy. He really does know how to get his mentees off to a flying start.

No product would sell well without good copy. And all the way from down-under we have Trevor Crook – the most effervescent copywriter I have come across.  His copy sells.  And he will show you how yours can too.

And to put it all together – your host, Fred Gleeck.  Fred has 20+ years in the presentation business, so he knows a thing or two about product creation.  Fred is the most accomplished speaker I know.  You need to hang on to his every word. 

So there you are – 10 reasons why being at the Info Products seminar UK in February 17/18/19 2006 – will catapult you to higher sales in 2006 and beyond.

I’d register NOW if I were you.  No matter where you live, the event is just five minutes from Heathrow airport.

http://imnosey.com/fj

Kick Butt – create sizzling sales copy.

Warmly

Trevor ‘Toe Cracker’ Crook 
PS.
If it’s good enough for me to fly 24 hours – it’s good enough for you to at least see why I am.
http://ImNosey.com/fj

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